drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Lunch time. Feels like it’s midnight? But I’m in the UK. (I think) I will be in Indianapolis tomorrow. (I think) I had no idea people did this to promote movies. This is CRAZY!!! HAHA! Roller coaster. Except there’s a person standing by to fix my hair or to hold my hand when I poop. (A thing I’ve started to demand. I’m STARLORD!!!)

(Source: iamnevertheone, via kissinbarsyoufool)

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Lunch time. Feels like it’s midnight? But I’m in the UK. (I think) I will be in Indianapolis tomorrow. (I think) I had no idea people did this to promote movies. This is CRAZY!!! HAHA! Roller coaster. Except there’s a person standing by to fix my hair or to hold my hand when I poop. (A thing I’ve started to demand. I’m STARLORD!!!)

(Source: iamnevertheone, via kissinbarsyoufool)

lachydoo:

so Sara Bareilles did a cover of Chandelier by Sia and it is INCREDIBLE

(via joshpeck)

carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

(via enchantedwonderstruck)

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carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

(via enchantedwonderstruck)

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: lizgillies, via divergentswift)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via hi)

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via coffeezforclosers)